Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Anti Abortionists Disgusted Me Today

I am so mad right now I could punch a kitten. This is out of disgust and repulsion at the depths these pro lifers have stooped to shock University of Calgary students into believing their message.

Now I realize that this is a touchy subject with most people and everyone has their side of the line they stand on. That's perfectly okay. Its great to have beliefs and stick to them as much as you want. I will not take a side one way or the other. Because it is not my right to try and persuade you to this side or the other. That's is not why I am angered at these idiots.

I will take a step back and describe what happened to get me so mad.

I was assigned to go to the University of Calgary to shoot and interview an anti abortion display that was in the middle of one of their main court yards. As I approached this display I noticed they were not alone. Across the path from the display was a pro choice group doing their best to give the other side of the argument. Back to the story.

So as I get closer I see that the University put a disclaimer that they didn't approve of the display ahead and that all requests for their display were ignored. For example. They were to turn the pictures inward so people could walk around inside without the images disturbing others walking around the campus. Well they did the opposite despite the requests and the University didn't do anything to correct this. Okay, fine, they were given some leniency.

As I approach the display all the same images of fetuses and aborted bits in a bloody pool were there for all to see. That is the typical images to shock and awe passer by's. Then with a closer look I also see images I couldn't believe they would put with already disturbing pictures.

They actually have now taken their anti abortion campaign and associated it with the genocide of WWII. They had the balls to put pictures of dead Jewish people from the second world war and put them along side these fetuses. REVOLTING. Then I saw a picture of a black man hanging by a noose beside more graphic fetus pictures. What does that have to do with abortions? Go ask the nut bars running the thing.

As a guy who tries to look at every side of a debate I can see the reason why they want to get their message out to the public. It's important to them and I am sure a few people find it very informative and will join their cause. But for them to now take their cues of dirty PR from the disgusting members of PETA revolts me. Taking images of very painful memories and history of one culture and twisting the message for the most dramatic shock value is the lowest of the low. It makes their cause seem dirty and repulsive for anyone who is educated to even want to have the same opinion as them.

The Jewish community are a proud and great culture who were, for lack of better terms, hunted down like animals and exterminated by a viscous German leader who everyone now condemns. To bring those hurtful images together with this filth insults a culture.

And to also associate the hunting and disgraceful hanging of black people with abortions is yet another way of shock value marketing. Twisting the meaning of the image to suit your purposes takes away the very importance of the original image for that culture. For them it screams "Never again". When associated beside the images displayed it takes away that important message for the culture.

I have to say that in past years this group has been vocal and has had their fair share of problems with the university. But they had a responsible message and gave it with a respectful manner. This year was shocking and appalling. Please go back to being respectful to people and your message will not be cluttered with hatred for what your displaying.

And yes the message is important to get out for both sides. All women need to get the right information to make an educated decision about their body and what may grow inside it. They need to know what an abortion is all about. Pro choicers need to be able to give their information too. Fair is fair.

Lets just leave this personal decision to the women please. And leave the dramatic PETA style media bombardment of shocking images home. Thank you.

Ciao for Now

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Laptops on your lap

Well yet again I was asked to do a post on a strange new subject. Here it is. Laptops and the effects on your lap.

Well this is gonna be a short one. Get a pillow or a laptop rest for your laptop.

The radiation will make the boys shrivel up and die like the California Raisins. The heat alone can send the crotch temperature so high it will kill the prize micro salmon looking to swim up stream. It seems that when a guy sits his package keeps his legs naturally open which is enough to keep the twig and berries just cool enough to keep the swimmers from dying.So when you put a laptop on a mans lap there isn't an air flow. Then the heat from the laptop will cook the little soldiers. They have also found that prolonged heat from the computer can create a permanent situation down below. So if your scared of the doctor cutting near the marble bag then maybe try and use this technique.

Then again there have been reports of guys trying to do just that and by accident didn't realize that the computer was actually burning their thighs because the computer needs air flow too.

So unless you want dead swimmers in your man jam, Keep the laptop off the family jewels.

Now for women it does not have any effect of the orchid down below. That is according to some of the medical journals I have read through. So the only real danger to women is burning the legs. And that can be helped with one of those computer trays or cooler trays.

Masterbation - Pullin' the Pork !

Well lets try and talk about the thing we all do but don't talk about or say that we do. Hmmmm. You got the parts right? And you never tried it? LIAR. During the teen years I bet there wasn't a time alone when the hands did a little walk around the nether regions for some self support and soothing from that days frustrations.

Lets talk first about the ways we say masturbation. Here we go.

Spank the monkey
Floggin' the dolphin
Playing the slot machine
Shucking the corn
Jerkin the gherkin
Whack a mole
Choking the chicken
Slapping the salami
Pocket Pool
Beat your meat
Whack off
Rub one out
Self texting
Making pants Jam

I can go on and on and on. If you look online you can find a slew of euphemisms for polishing the pawn. And a side note. It is interesting we make the association to food and animals though.

So like I mentioned before people do it in their teens as a soothing measure to help them through their awkwardness and the exploding hormones. It has the same effect when a toddler too. Reports of girls riding the rails of their crib for pleasure were associated with a disruptive home life. So the doctors associate giving self pleasure with soothing ones self. Or the craving for affection or touch or the only way a teenager can turn around his/her day from the daily pressures or fluctuating hormones.

So then we grow up and we find out about battery powered toys for women and flesh-lights for men. Taking the masturbation to another level. Then you might even discover you can have more than one orgasm for men and there is that mystical unicorn they call a g-spot in women. And their friends weren't boasting about having multiple orgasms. And doctors on tv or radio discuss things like partner masturbation. Hell there is an actual International masturbation day. Who knew? Oh yeah I did. LoL.

Then you get to a place in your life where you look at what you have been doing lately and discover not only are you having sex with a partner but you have been stroking the bishop in your spare time? What the heck? Another increase in hormones?
No it is just the case of having sex with your partner and maybe your daily pressures of life has you self soothing yourself. Everyone goes through it and your not alone.

Ok and now this is the part I hate. The religious point of view of polishing the knob. Well in the scripture, I was recently told, these morons write that spilling the seed is immoral and a sin. Well I never believed much in the bible. And I accept all faiths. But that part just doesn't make sense. To give one pleasure is a sin? Guess they were a bunch of sheep herders and they had their flock to keep them warm if ya know what I'm saying. But to say you can't soothe the staff by yourself without it being a sin that you have to confess to the church dude is ridiculous. Maybe they priest should have choked the chicken more. Then the alter boys at some churches would be safe from a greater sin.

In the culture of sex and sexuality it is now more excepted in the western culture to do it. For one reason or another it is okay. If anyone tells you it isn't they need to try it once for themselves and then make the judgment.

So why did I write about this topic in the first place. Well I was asked to write it by a reader of the blog. I hope it lives up to her expectations.

Last thing I have to say that if you don't know how to pleasure yourself then how do you expect someone else to pleasure you.

Ciao for Now

Thursday, September 23, 2010

My Last Post

The Child Support topic from the last post got a lot of attention. So I want to leave it for now and let people comment and learn from each other one more day. Thanks for those who gave feedback.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

To Pay Or Not To Pay ?

More and more over the last year and a half I have been hearing from women and their experiences with men who won't pay child support when they divorce. And lately I have been hearing it more frequently. Is this an epidemic of assholes out there? Have they found some kind of loophole that I am not aware of? Not that I wouldn't pay. It is only hurting the kids. Right?

In all separation and eventually divorce agreements both parties agree to certain terms and the government has the amount the spouse has to pay all down in a convenient little pamphlet that was handed to me when I entered the process of separation.

So how do these douche bags get out of paying? Maybe because they weren't really men to begin with and are terrible fathers. They don't see how it can hurt the spouse looking for the money to pay for the necessities of everyday living. Same amount as when they were a couple together but just in one or two lump sums per month.

Ok so I will spell it out for you about why they won't pay from a mans perspective without holding back. Turn off NCIS and put the phone on silent and read with the hope you can understand the guys mindset.

1. He's a Super Douche and makes a lot of money and doesn't want to pay a dime because he spent a shitload of money fighting every point during the divorce and wants to lash back. No matter how many parenting after separation courses he takes this D-bag will deny cash to hurt everyone so they hope they feel the pain he went through during the divorce. He also likes the feeling of being in control of the situation and enjoys the frustration it brings his ex. Also this man won't take the kid/s when he's supposed to.

2. He's a Tres Douche and makes a good living and pays a little here and a little there. This sort has a little bit of a conscience about his kids and wants to see them. He makes up stories about his work and the amount he makes and makes a big deal about all the bills he has to pay. He also doesn't want his parents and siblings think he's a douche so he continues the story to them. He may need some legal persuasion from time to time but he will pay up when he can. P.S. he will always hide money from you and try to get out of payments from time to time. He won't change. He will take the kid/s when it fits his work schedule.

3. This is your average D-bag. He will pay but not on time ever and your continually chasing after him. This is because he like the attention from his ex and every time he talks or texts her he still feels like he's a part of her life. This guy can't let go and will be a challenge to get any peace with him. RESTRAINING ORDER!

So I hope you got a touch of insight into the brain of the many stages of Douche-dome.

Ciao for Now

Monday, September 20, 2010

Porn! Now I Got Your Attention

So porn is everywhere and anywhere you want to get it. From the standard video tape or DVD to the internet on your computer,or if you have more urges than others, your cell phone is just as handy.

So how much is too much? Or is there never enough?

It's everywhere clearly. We buy and sell products based on sex and sexuality. Like ya don't know that one.

Lets look at that. Would you buy AXE body spray if an average guy on the commercials wasn't being mobbed by hot women? Or would you buy the perfume if you could get the hunky half dressed man like in the magazines? And why do they always look so tired in those pictures? Lying on each other or on horses lying down on them. Or even lying on the sand. That just makes me itchy looking at the picture.

Would the same sales technique work for products like Coke or Hershey's? Like imagine a couple is rolling around on the beach in the surf and you see a close up of them kissing and he reaches up and drinks a coke. Sexy? Yeah... no.

So I guess the question then comes down to, does sex define you? Who you are and what you buy and every aspect of your life? Do we see so much sexuality and images in our day to day lifestyle that sex becomes harder. Like trying to live up to the fantasies made up in your own mind or by media.

My final question is, if sex is already complicated now how will our kids feel when newer and crazier influences will be front and center in their lives. Will it be too much pressure on them to be the perfect lovers?

Ok you let me know when you can solve some of these pressing questions. And I will do the same for you.

Ciao for Now

Saturday, September 18, 2010

New Beginnings

So I have taken some time out from blogging getting my life back to some semblance of order out of the chaos of the last year and a bit. Now is the time to start new.

It is quite a mind bending experience going through a separation and divorce. You think about everything that had gone wrong and what you could have done more to make it work.

The conclusion I have made out of all of this is you can make all the effort you want but if one of you in the relationship isn't giving their full effort than it is doomed for failure.

Also you as an individual try to place the blame on the other person. You think you did all that you could and the other person didn't make an effort. Took the easy way out. And all the other excuses you can think of.

Then you actually go through the thought process about all the things you did wrong and how you were the failure in the relationship. And that takes some time to get through those thoughts.

Like it or hate it both of you screwed it up. One could have done worse that the other sure. But it's how you got to that spot in the first place.

Once all that has been computed then your ready to start your life again. It has to be one of the worst trips through your own being one can take.

I believe if you hadn't taken this trip through your brain and continue on like nothing wrong ever happened then you haven't learned anything and every relationship after that will be doomed to fail.

Yeah this is just my thoughts but I hope they helped.

Ciao for Now